On the Weather

Can I please have a moment with the weather Gods
Me:Why has it been raining for the last week and a half?
Weather Gods:
Me:Hello? It's May, it's supposed to be at least 60 degrees with sun! You know the saying "April showers brings May flowers"?
Weather Gods:
Me:Well, if you didn't I'm telling you, it's not "May showers brings June flowers". It's doesn't sound as good! We are supposed to be having BBQs and playing ladderball outside and prepping my tan!
Weather Gods:
Me:Your not even listening, are you?
Weather Gods:
Me:Fine.



Dakota agrees with me.